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theanli

Theanli is that guy who's Australian-Chinese-Khmer who moves to your school for a semester and then leaves never to return, but with a huge impact on your life and having broke you a billion times.

He walks the griddy like he's a superstar and enthralls you into staring at him for longer than is polite. He wears the perfect shoes, that are soft and high but tie, that break your heart. He touches his hair, even though it's abnormally thin. He just is a perfect, even though it doesn't add up. The way he is draws you and you can't bear it.

Unfortunately, he lives off of technology (never gets off of it literally) and stays up til about 6am every night despite being a 6th grader. His parents don't interact with him and he wants to go to hell. He has no emotions. He has no true friends and probably won't ever remember you.
But you will never forget him.
Bro why is Theanli walking like that. Cringeeee.

This is Theanli's mask holder. Precious artefact, it is.

I miss Theanli.

Poor Theanli, I think he's emotionally dead.
by $ourcreamlov3r January 16, 2023
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Thea

Thea is a twat
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THEA

Thea is a name. A girl named Thea is amazing sexy hot everybody loves her for example because of her great body. A Thea has amazing tits and ass has a great sense of humour. She can be very shy when you meet her but if u get to know her just a little shes one of the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Thea is a great friend ho always supports her friends and if a Thea loves you you should never let her go, it's a lot of guys ho would want her so look after her but don't be to overprotective but Thea will love u unconditionally if u deserve it.s a friendly girl, pretty, has beautiful eyes. Thea is a on and off hooker and is great in bed. She is a bad girl. Everybody likes her because of her amazing boody.
The coolest most sexy funny smart badass dudette in the universe.the worlds most sexy and lovable person. she has all the qualities you want from a girl, the first is she is gorgeous, and the others i don't recall...yes and she's all mine.
god damn THEA you look hot today!
awww thank you hot stuff
by littleprincess777 August 8, 2018
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thea

thea is an amazing person who always makes you laugh and when you are in a bad mood she will make you feel better abt everything. thea is also a really good friend that does not like drama and if you get to her abt drama she won’t ever care, but thea is always someone who will stick with you when you are in drama... sometimes, but out of all thea is a great friend that you could get and she loves face-timing her friends that make her laugh. - gma (izzy)
go get you a thea just like my friend.😁👍🏻
by izzy:) June 11, 2019
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Theani

prostitute, stripper, lap dancer, hooker, will sleep with woman for money.
Man, i found a theani on the street lasty night, good stuff!
by Josaphine August 8, 2005
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Thea

Adorkable, an absolutely charmer, a person with the kindest heart, badass and brave with unexpectedly good advice

OR
A person with a fetish with socks and anuses
by Gmannnnnn December 25, 2016
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Thea

Thea tends to be very full of herself. She thinks she is better then everyone which can sometimes be the case. However, she is very compassionate and smart as well as talented. She feels a lot of pressure to be the best at things because that is what is expected of her. Thea is very hard on herself when it comes to academics and sports and that is why she always strives to be the best. She is used as an example when it comes to smart or hardworking people.
Did you hear Thea got perfect on her test?”
“You almost got the same mark as Thea!”
by Butterflyunicorn123 July 12, 2020
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