Hunting Weather

When the weather is just right for meat packin.

My buddy looked me straight in the eyes and softly touched my face and said to me “Now this is hunting weather.”

by MeatPackersAnonymous August 29, 2019

kentucky weather

Chaotic

Wednesday: high of -16
Thursday: high of 800

Why, Billy, ain’t that just some Kentucky weather

by yeeyeeyeezys June 14, 2019

weather people

people who lie every time and still keep their job.

Weather people: it will rain today (no rain for 4 days)

by the real truth about the world September 26, 2018

weather ego

A term invented by the YouTube non-content creator, Crendor. Used when someone brags about how they live in a more harsh environment.

Guy 1: Wow, it's really cold here, it's 30 degrees.
Guy 2: But that's not even cold! Where I'm from, it is regularly -40 degrees.
Guy 1: Dude, your weather ego is showing.

by Maps67 December 8, 2016

sweater weather

bisexual

No I don't listen to girl in red, I like guys too, I listen to sweater weather.

by ListensToGirlInRed July 12, 2021

hardhat weather

Golfball-sized hail

In New York, when there's a really bad thunderstorm, we can get hail but it's not exactly hardhat weather---you have to be in the South for that.

by pentozali October 26, 2013

Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.

"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."

by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012