Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
by BoiBoi747 March 23, 2021
The space between the testicles and the anus that takes the brunt of the pain during particularly violent episodes of defecation. A reference to the common structure found in the launch pads of the space shuttles.
Larry: "Aww man after that Mexican food last night my flame trench hurts like hell."
Matthew: "Dude mine too. I didn't even eat Mexican food!"
Larry: "Oh yeah... about that... I meant to tell you before now, but last night you got blackout drunk and let that gay guy go to town on you."
Matthew: "Dude mine too. I didn't even eat Mexican food!"
Larry: "Oh yeah... about that... I meant to tell you before now, but last night you got blackout drunk and let that gay guy go to town on you."
by rhapsodyincrimson June 18, 2020
by roux quinn October 06, 2008
by Mommyslittlemonster0915 March 02, 2018
by Jzinly September 13, 2015
A friend who you both enjoy each other's company and keep each other happy, but you both don't expect the friendship to last long. You both, however, always have each other's back and never back from a fight together. Considering how ugly trench warfare was, any friendships made were often broken by illness, artillery, gas, or gunfire. (never used during those times)
I really enjoy hanging out with him, but I feel he's more of a Trench Friend than a best friend
I have more Trench Friends than actual friends
I have more Trench Friends than actual friends
by WardenMan May 09, 2018
When you’re putting in all the hard work now that no one wants to do but you’re doing it for a reason, for a goal or project in life.
Person 1: Mate I’m shattered I haven’t had a day off in weeks
Person 2: shiiiiiiittt, you’re putting in that trench work.
Person 2: shiiiiiiittt, you’re putting in that trench work.
by K_bagP February 19, 2022