Person one: "Man, who invited Todd to the party?"
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."
by Maveryq December 2, 2020

by Bangoraye March 27, 2020

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

by Ponygay January 2, 2021

I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.
by southernsound July 31, 2017

Look at this mooch “f$&ken lazy electrician” doing f$&k all.
All the electricians always congregate in a mooch
All the electricians always congregate in a mooch
by Truck mechanic December 2, 2023

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.
by QuacksO July 23, 2024
