by SZJMSK October 23, 2010
A “melted candle”
A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.
A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.
In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.
Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub
A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.
A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.
In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.
Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub
by PhilipHoldenez September 03, 2018
The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.
Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.
Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.
by whitechocolate. March 24, 2013
by qfx8001 May 29, 2005
The act of a woman putting melted cheese into her vajin by putting a cheese wheel between each vaginal lip(properly known as each "labium") and then giving oral till it is melted. Once melted, during the orgasm the cum shot that follows will exert pressure on the cheese blocking the canal causing a cheesy cum shot, serving a mean fondue for the other participant.
This move was originated in ancient egypt while the pyramids were being built, it is still in use and it is still used today and has been slightly modernized to keep it up with the times.
This move was originated in ancient egypt while the pyramids were being built, it is still in use and it is still used today and has been slightly modernized to keep it up with the times.
by The Claude February 24, 2009
extraordinary speedcore band from Japan popularised in the UK by the late great John Peel. Features Agata on guitar (and surgical mask), who uses a dozen pedals in order to produce his unique sound; the fairly spunktastic Yasuko on yelping vocals; the mightily arousing diminutive Rika on throbbing bass; and a succession of drummers. Exhilarating stuff, to be sure.
by moi777 July 11, 2008
A melt down is where someone completely fucks out.
It involves the following ingredients, the person must be just about black out drunk, and they do something that is completely ridiculous such as kick a car door in, break items, cock block their mates, vomit uncontrollably and for it to a true melt down there needs to be tears by the perpetrator. These are not pretty sights and they need to be handled with care to stop a multi-meltdown by the perpetrator.
Moutra Mode is the early signs that a melt down may be coming on.
It involves the following ingredients, the person must be just about black out drunk, and they do something that is completely ridiculous such as kick a car door in, break items, cock block their mates, vomit uncontrollably and for it to a true melt down there needs to be tears by the perpetrator. These are not pretty sights and they need to be handled with care to stop a multi-meltdown by the perpetrator.
Moutra Mode is the early signs that a melt down may be coming on.
by Winston - 1983 February 05, 2015