'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.
What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.
If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024

by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023

by avram2 June 5, 2019

A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.
by babgaa October 13, 2020
