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Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024
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KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!

Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????

Typical tiktok again!
Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!
by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022
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President Kermit

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024
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Kermit

Today we’re making Kermit drink the gay potion
by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023
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doing a kermit

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.
Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit
by avram2 June 5, 2019
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Robbit Goes Kermit

A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.
Robbit Goes Kermit is ar eal loser
by babgaa October 13, 2020
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