If you are a Jigger, you must have the following:
You go outside for every month that the Middle East is at peace.
Your most likely white, but you can be of ALL ethnicities too.
You look like Shrek from "The Original Shrek Test from 1995" (0:25)
You have glasses, and is smart, but not only smart, you have to shove it down people's throats.
You have a maximum of 2-5 friends, and a minimum... there is none.
You NEVER curse, get no hoes, have 5,000 pebbles, NOT impoverished, NOT struggling, SENSITIVE.
And remember, you can leave the Jiggerland, but it will ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ leave you, but I pray for you.
You go outside for every month that the Middle East is at peace.
Your most likely white, but you can be of ALL ethnicities too.
You look like Shrek from "The Original Shrek Test from 1995" (0:25)
You have glasses, and is smart, but not only smart, you have to shove it down people's throats.
You have a maximum of 2-5 friends, and a minimum... there is none.
You NEVER curse, get no hoes, have 5,000 pebbles, NOT impoverished, NOT struggling, SENSITIVE.
And remember, you can leave the Jiggerland, but it will ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ leave you, but I pray for you.
"Bro, you know Arthur, the nigga with the Khakis, bro is definitely a Jigger, slay, rizzler, amogus sussy baka, fanum tax skbidi toilet LMAO!" - Arthur (White boy with DC shoes)
"๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐." - Sarah
"๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐." - Sarah
by XinijiOG December 18, 2023
Get the Jiggermug. A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023
Get the Jigger Gobsmug. A rare type of Jew that has a high amount of melanin that often craves grape kool aid or fried chicken and tends to steal money and or rob people, and is highly religious and loves hellcats.
What a JIGGER, walking around with Kool aid and fried chicken right after robbing the nearest German owned bank and walking into the tunnels under new York.
by somedude230 February 6, 2025
Get the Jiggermug. Gonna try my luck at stream-angling, but I know dat it can be a long and boring ordeal, so I think I'll take along a couple of Mack Jigger albums to listen to.
by QuacksO November 1, 2021
Get the Mack Jiggermug. by steroy jenkins January 31, 2024
Get the Jiggersmug. by The Earl of Sex January 8, 2024
Get the Jiggermug. by Biggus-Dickuss October 21, 2022
Get the Jiggermug.