Gym Weasel

A good looking, well presented male who attends the gym to primarily meet females with the intention of sleeping with them.

Check out that Gym Weasel over there greasing up all the hot chicks

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

Gym Gravity

Gym Gravity is an undetectable force that takes place late at night when only two or three people are in the gym. Without intention the small amount of people will inevitably end up working out right next to eachother.

"Bro every time I'm in the gym and there's just one other guy there they always end up working out next to me." "Don't worry man that's just gym gravity it can't be stopped."

by Chynno October 7, 2017

Gym poser

People in the gym that think they're in great shape striking poses constantly in the mirror and or for selfie pictures. What's funny is when you try not to laugh when you witness them doing this.

Dammit, that gym poser messed up my set because he made me laugh with that posing.

by cpetkunas March 2, 2019

gym bluff

a newbie obese person who pretends to love the gym and always boasts on how thin he or she used to be and how hard it is to for them to go to the gym nowadays.

Tony just got fatter and is always complaining about how hard it is for him to go to the gym and keeps showing off his old photos of when he used to be able to lift, all while sitting at a bar drinking beer. Tony is a gym bluff, he likes to say he goes to the gym but never really does and is always at the bar.

by mistermaster652 April 14, 2014

gym slipper

Foreskin, a derogatory term used as an insult.

You chuffing gym slipper

by danian March 13, 2008

Gym Ass

When you are working out and you have excessive moisture in your ass. Irritation from sweat in and around your buttocks.

I have the worst case of GYM ASS from working out today. Sitting at this desk gave me a case of Gym Ass.

by Big Man Certified February 28, 2019

Gym lad

Someone who is a gym lad can be reffered as many things: a ladies man, really hunch and buff and lays with alot of women. He or she (unisex) is a 'beast' and no one can compare .

Millie: you know Adam has been hitting the gym alot lately?
Katie: yeah I also been hearing he's been going around shagging alot of girls too.
Millie: so Adam is a gym lad then?
Katie: yea he's definitely a gym lad

by Kamil is big April 16, 2019