The coolest person to ever exist, even cooler than a cool cat. They are so cool that they can breathe underwater.
Tod: Have you heard about that new chick?
Richard: Yeah dude, she's a total cool eel. She really turns me on with that electric feel.
Richard: Yeah dude, she's a total cool eel. She really turns me on with that electric feel.
by 02manycooks December 04, 2019
When a man or woman of opposition (or in some cases compliance) pulls out a handheld taser and tases a mans phallic member.
Opposition: this guy got really close to me after I told him to get away so I gave him an electric eel
Compliance: me and my girl got really kinky and I told her to give me an electric eel
Compliance: me and my girl got really kinky and I told her to give me an electric eel
by Jersey Jake September 29, 2020
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by Kyriptix June 22, 2022
To clamp live jumper cables to one's testicles or labia whilst shoving batteries and electric eels up your/their ass exclaiming, "I'm fully charged now!"
by BumBitch69 May 02, 2018
An internet porn-video that shows a asian girl inserting a funnel in another girls ass. The first girl then puts several dozen 1 inch baby eels in the funnel and makes sure they all go into the others balloon knot worm hole. The funnel is then taken out and the 2nd girl starts farting the eels out of her ass. The first girl then eats and sucks on some of these eels that were that were fartened out by the girl 2.
by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021
Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.
"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"
"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "
"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "
by PorkyPie April 10, 2024