Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

bucket of eels

multiple, thinly formed shit in a toilet bowl. Not quite diarrhea. Light in color.

I just shit a bucket of eels.

by nodrog April 27, 2014

Eeling

Someone that couldn't shut up & talks a lot of shit. She is always talking behind her close friends' back. She always uses Whatsapp Stories to post her pathetic life.

You know that girl? Eeling?
Yea!
She's annoying right?
Totally!!

by why not you October 3, 2018

Cool eel

The coolest person to ever exist, even cooler than a cool cat. They are so cool that they can breathe underwater.

Tod: Have you heard about that new chick?
Richard: Yeah dude, she's a total cool eel. She really turns me on with that electric feel.

by 02manycooks December 3, 2019

Plot Eel

Often thought of as a little darker or more sinister cousin to the plot bunny, Plot Eels can be slippery and hard to wrangle. Where plot bunnies multiply and hop around your brain until you jot them down. Plot Eels live in Plot Holes, they are the things you invent to resolve conflicts. They slither into your thoughts and hiss into your ear the solutions that you should write down, before dragging you into the depths with them.

Plot Eels come in different forms from time to time, some are slippery and hard to wrangle, but they can also be toothy and give you quite a shock.

"Curses, I really thought I was going to finish that chapter tonight, but I had to go hunting for a Plot Eel instead."

"I have a new Plot Eel tugging at me today, I'm excited to explore where it goes! I don't think I'll get much done on my main project though."

"I thought this was going to be such a fluffy scene but then the plot eels dragged me to the angsty side"

by Brokentcup January 30, 2024

eel baby

Simply put, a well-lubricated but small penis. The antonym would be the eel daddy.

"His eel baby paled in comparison to my daddy."

by luceypants December 31, 2012

Eel soup

An internet porn-video that shows a asian girl inserting a funnel in another girls ass. The first girl then puts several dozen 1 inch baby eels in the funnel and makes sure they all go into the others balloon knot worm hole. The funnel is then taken out and the 2nd girl starts farting the eels out of her ass. The first girl then eats and sucks on some of these eels that were that were fartened out by the girl 2.

people who watch eel soup videos should go to tartarus

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021