a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015

Double Dozens

24'' inch rims.

Dat boy JJ sittin' on double dozens.

by Pink Panther June 21, 2004

Wisconsin dozen

Fourteen of a particular thing.

I got a Wisconsin dozen of donuts, so all seven of us could have two apiece.

by LaFollette March 14, 2011

baker's dozen

Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
just like that

Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.

Derek: Man that shit is ugly

by Alex G Thomas April 25, 2008

Golfer's Dozen

A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.

Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.

by FilmLabRat February 20, 2010

baker's dozen

The exhausting phenomenon of having thirteen loose bowel evacuations in one 24 hour period. Especially while on holiday in Mexico or in Majorca on your 30th birthday with seven of your mates.

'I really thought Paul was going to make a baker's dozen but he bust and had his 14th at five to midnight. That's 20 euros wasted then.'

by mockschmock December 07, 2006

Drinkers Dozen

when one proceeds to get blackout drunk for 12 consecutive days in a row

in order to complete the Drinkers Dozen you need go to the bar 12 nights in a row and get smashed as fuck, side effects include: pissing the bed, projectile vomiting, tarnished bank account, and potentially some STDs.

by coatimundi September 07, 2010