Red Tea

A fresh, energized concoction of one part unsweetened iced tea and one part energy drink (tastes best with Red Bull sugar free). Best mix ratio is 4oz Red Bull for every 8oz tea.

An adult's equivalent to afternoon milk in kindergarten.

Everyone in my office orders a Disaronno on the rocks at lunch and I want to enjoy the rest of my day, so I order a Red Tea.

by Sunneyvale September 19, 2012

Yorkshire Tea

The most powerful beverage in existence.
Coffee does not even compare.

(Year 2069)
Friend: “Yo how the fuck is the queen still alive bro?”
Me: “Why do you think she drinks so much Yorkshire Tea? That’s right.”

by There was no other pseudonym April 9, 2021

Tea Shades

Psychedellic wire-rim sunglasses worn by 1960's drug-culture hep-cats.

Yeah, man, you can always spot a Narc cuz he calls your Tea Shades "sunglasses."

by Hunter S. Thompson April 4, 2003

Pennyroyal Tea

A song by Nirvana. Also a tea used as a natural abortificant

Distill the life that's inside of me

by hoffmaniacal July 27, 2004

Hot Tea

Hot tea is when something reeeeaaallllyyy juicy happens. like a scandal or just an iconic moment.

guy 1: omg did you hear that alissa cheated on mike?

guy 2: omg with who?

guy 1: she cheated on him with drew.

guy 2: OMG THE HOT TEA! ITS STEAMING!

by tea meaning July 25, 2018

Brewin' Tea

The act of peeing in some sort of still body of water. IE: pool or bath tub. Generally making a small amount of water yellowish brown for a short period of time, resembling the color of freshly brewed tea.

Tom:Sorry bro...but i just brewed some tea in your pool
John: Huh?
Tom: I pee'd in your pool, dude
John: Oh, don't worry i love brewin' tea

by Zlarkson October 7, 2011

Panty Tea

Panty Tea is prepared by soaking the soiled cotton crotch of a panty in boiling water until the glazy crust dissolves into the water. After seeping in the hot water, fresh aromas of the vigina will start to wift away. Add a drop of honey and a twist of lemon, and you will have a great tasting tea that will make your Mr. Woody stand tall and proud. After you make a few batches of this tea, you'll quickly learn how to craft the right panties together for the perfect blend.

Tommy's Mom caught me going through her hamper again. I hate it. She's got the best discharge for a strong panty tea.

by Sir Earl Grey Panty Taster April 23, 2008