A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).
Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010
Get the Heaven Stachemug. Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.
by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007
Get the butt-stachemug. The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache
by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014
Get the Ass Stachemug. When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.
"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."
"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."
"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."
by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012
Get the Stache-consciousmug. A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
by Apollo83 August 12, 2022
Get the Puberty ‘Stachemug. by Miketheteacher December 11, 2016
Get the spic stachemug. A mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. The game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank.
Guy A: I grew a cheesy porn 'stache just to mess with the boss. He's already threatening to order me to take it off even though he says he doesn't mind it.
Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?
Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?
Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
by gottcharupe May 27, 2012
Get the spite 'stachemug.