An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.
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Get the Sea turtle mug.Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.
Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*
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Get the sea snippa mug.Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.
Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.
Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
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