Not for those who can't live dangerously. Eating a fortune cookie whole, fortune and all, thus causing your fortune to come true without knowing what it is, you are playing roulette with your fortune.
Co-Worker 1: Did you see what Jeff just did?
Co-Worker 2: No, what happened?
Co-Worker 1: He just played Chinese Roulette at our christmas party.
Co-Worker 2: Wow, that dude lives dangerously.
Co-Worker 2: No, what happened?
Co-Worker 1: He just played Chinese Roulette at our christmas party.
Co-Worker 2: Wow, that dude lives dangerously.
by sXeSokol December 17, 2010
Get the Chinese Roulette mug.The deadly game of loading the fallopian tubes with one's sperm before and/or after others will do the same. Takes a minimum of three players (at least one female), but there is no maximum amount of players so invite your friends. There are no winners in this game, just one loser. The loser must pay child support for 18 years. Rules enforced by federal law.
Ted: Lauren invited us all over for a game of pregnancy roulette last night. It only lasted about 30 minutes and I was pretty surprised her boyfriend was down to play and pretty surprised he called last.
Mike: Nice man, so who lost?
Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
Mike: Nice man, so who lost?
Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
by ConnMan2411 December 2, 2010
Get the Pregnancy Roulette mug.A "birth control" method which is essentially unprotected sex primarily practiced within Latin American ethnicities and Catholic religious denominations. The rhythm method.
by Jasper Smeed June 11, 2006
Get the Mexican roulette mug.Selecting a movie from your Netflix queue at random, and watching it regardless of the result. This works best with the instant streaming feature on an XBox or PS3, where holding a button can shuffle past titles at a rapid rate, but is also possible on a home computer or even by mail.
A: I can't decide what to watch. Wanna go with Netflix Roulette?
B: Yeah, sure, I guess. Just hold the right trigger and see what it lands on--
A: Oh cool, something called Human Centipede. I wonder what it's about?
B: Let's find out!
B: Yeah, sure, I guess. Just hold the right trigger and see what it lands on--
A: Oh cool, something called Human Centipede. I wonder what it's about?
B: Let's find out!
by President Warren G. Harding April 18, 2011
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by CockMongler289 January 2, 2011
Get the Turtle Roulette mug.Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.
by Pecan October 28, 2013
Get the toddler roulette mug.This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.
Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?
Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?
Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!
Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!
Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?
Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!
Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!
by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017
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