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A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.
Mike played turtle roulette last night and he got his cock bit off.
by CockMongler289 January 01, 2011
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Someone who does way too much for a person they like
Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
by Pimpinnotsimpin March 22, 2020
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