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FAP - Free Arab Priests

FAP is a chant shouted by the people trying to Free Arab Priests. It is their last resort, hopefully the evil Arab Priest capturers will show remorse and set them free. Soon everyone in the streets will be FAP-ing with all their strength!
At a FAP - Free Arab Priests Protest...

Devoted FAP-ers : 'FAP! FAP! FAP!'
Evil Arab Priest Capturers : 'NEVERRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHA!'
Everybody in the streets : 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHH FAP FAP FAP!!!'
by whiteley January 15, 2010
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1 Priest, 1 Nun

oh mein bruder
1 priest, 1 nun
by thedocker December 15, 2010
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cleaner than a priest on sunday

an ulitmate sober ass bitch
Man thats fools cleaner than a priest on sunday.
by Dts_Man January 19, 2011
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wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.
'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'
by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007
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High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.
"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."
by mjgriffin August 23, 2011
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Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".
Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.
by gonsfootball March 23, 2012
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A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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