poor-rich

someone who is rich but acts and looks poor.

"Why is Johnny wearing raggy old clothes? I thought he was the CEO of Apple!"

"He's poor-rich which means he dresses poor, acts poor, lives in a small house, and drives an old car but is still rich"

by luffyafk1 April 21, 2022

Poor Dylan

Charlie brown like in nature. Always a chronic masturbater but never a ladies man.

I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.

by eric_h June 26, 2022

poor boying it

When Jimmy Bloom from Elliot Lake, Ontario asks to see the on-sale Gamecubes, puts it in his cart then proceeds to run out of Zellers with a Gamecube in his arms, in a heat-score fasion. Later, after eluding police, the merchandise is pawned for a 1/4oz. of weed, and maybe some morphine and oxycocets.

That Jimmy Bloom is always poor boying it to score some weed and pills. Fucking schizo pill-head!

by Mr. Ass April 3, 2004

poor as the hills

Extremely poor. Usually jobless, without resources and in some cases, homeless. Usually used to describe white trash rednecks and hillbillies.

"They know they can't afford that! They're about as poor as the hills!"

by StreetSmawts November 28, 2016

Poor Romneys

A pair of flip flops made from old plastic bottles.

Hobo bob couldn't afford shoes so grabbed some old plastic soda bottles and made himself a pair of Poor Romneys.

by RReagan August 8, 2012

shovel poor

When you can't afford a snowblower and have to manually remove snow with a shovel.

Sue has no crisp clean snowblower driveway and sidewalk lines. She's shovel poor...

by Los_A January 15, 2018

poor and angry

Born middle/lower class, bust ass for everything we got, no charity, no handouts & no fucks given. Has a great life with kickass friends in spite of the Man keeping his boot to our throat.

Eddie was poor and angry so he reinvented the game to get his.

by Twisted0824 August 30, 2018