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pen island

A non-existant place that, when written carefully, will look like Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:
www.penisland.com -- sells custom pens.

www.mypenisland.com -- sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island.
by Mark1 December 11, 2006
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Pineapple pen

The act of leaving a pineapple and a pen together.

The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.
Don't leave the pen and pineapple to close together we can't afford anymore pineapple pens
by Sweetpea306 October 2, 2016
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pen pidyn

A Welsh insult. It means 'dickhead'.
Welsh: Mae Dafydd yn pen pidyn!
English: David is a dickhead!
by Sam September 1, 2008
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hundo-pen

During intercourse the female partner puts both her legs behind her head, the male partner then proceeds to pick the female up into the air vertically. In doing so creates one hundred percent penatration.
"yo, you hundo-pen that g last night?"
by Crawf JB Richie February 21, 2008
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Mercedes Pens

Mercedes Pens is what happens when you glue about 10,000 pens on a 1981 Mercedes Benz 300SD. Created by Costas "the Pen Guy" Schuler four years ago when the thought popped into his head first thing in the morning. He now wants to collect 1,000,000 old pens and make other works of art with them.
costas schuler pen car the pen guy recycled pens reused pens art car pen my ride mercedes pens
by mercedespens June 26, 2009
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plaid pen

The best option out of a small group of not-so-good options.
At Clifford High School, which is in the boonies, Tom Jeroldford was the plaid pen of the school...even though he had a hunchback.
by Rachel Bernard 12 May 16, 2008
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Nifa the Pen

Nifa is a very funny person .Host of Vibes & Nifa. Fans/ Followers of Nifa the Pen are called papers .
"Oh you follow Nifa the pen ? "
"Yes I'm a paper"
by A paper May 1, 2021
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