Orphan Anie

When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.

Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.

Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?

by Mclovin911 November 25, 2013

Orphan

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.

My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.

by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016

Orphan

An orphan is often defined as a child with dead parents and or no parents at all most orpahns are on there own or are adopted

I am an Orphan

by hagly the thirsd April 13, 2022

Orphan

The thing Technoblade kills when the orphans killed his parents from jealously
Aka great for a testing subject
Aka the thing nobody needs
Aka the stupid thing
Aka the thing you can burn with you have no mom joke

I Have been throwing orphans off a ledge into a pit with a pig that can destroy everything and got 1000 win streak and on a potato war

by Melon132 January 12, 2023

Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.

I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.

by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016