laundry bomb

The act of hiding in another's laundry basket, washing machine, or drying machine and ejaculating in their face as they approach or open the door.

"He laundry bombed her as she opened her dryer and then fled''

by ML-lol October 8, 2011

Laundry bitch

What usually becomes of the guys who go into prison acting like tough guys, which is to say that they are quickly beaten, raped, and forced into a servile role (usually doing another prisoner's laundry, hence the name). You'll notice that this only happens to the morons who go into the pokey thinking that they can make others their bitches from the get-go.

Mike went into prison thinking he was tough shit. He became a laundry bitch within the first three days.

by Blind Idiot God July 8, 2010

chinese laundry

the porn hotline for chinese people

Kelly called the chinese laundry and toby answered

by omono June 23, 2007

Laundry Shampoo

Laundry detergent

Tide is a type of Laundry Shampoo

by JaZie April 24, 2010

sex laundry

When you wash your bed sheets after sex.

My roommate had her boyfriend over a little bit ago and now she's doing her sex laundry.

by awesomenessssssohyes May 22, 2016

work laundry

The personal or underground secrets or personal business of co-workers or the entire work environment. People who know peoples work laundry are basically those who know their dirty laundry, but that of working area or corporate.

Jean: Man, supervisor James is a fucking crack-head I swear...he acts like one...
Marlow: Man why you spreading James work laundry? Janitor Bill and Pizza boy A.D. already head he was a crack head!

A.D.: Did you hear about Supervisor Heather? She slept with that one guy who orders the same chicken-bacon-club sandwhich everyday.
Sophia: Damn, everyone knows her work laundry..

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

Dirty Laundry

The act of urinating and excreting in one's briefs while
gyrating against another's face like that of a washing machine. Extra points are given should excrement ooze out either side of the undergarment

This guy's voice was so annoying that i wish I could have given him my dirty laundry right there in the restaurant.

by Karlotta LovesMeat April 15, 2009