Cock the Doc

This phrase refers to the act of dating a female Doctor, with the intent to get her in the sack. It is usually used in context with one who typically likes to add it to their "achievements" list

So last night, did you cock the doc?

by Shred October 7, 2004

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The Bulgarian Cock

This is when a man pisses during a blow job, the woman has the right to bite down on said cock, then as a result flees to Bulgaria to escape attempted murder charges.

Some chick: I moved to Bulgaria after doing The Bulgarian Cock.

by FaZe Relic August 4, 2018

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The alarm cock

Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm

So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock

by Lynimarie February 13, 2018

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Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

by the voice of the common cock September 29, 2010

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Frosty the snow cock

When there are many bubbles in the bathtub and they cover your pud as if you had just been in a snowball fight naked and your dick got hit with a snowball and is snow-covered.

Man, I got frosty the snow cocked in the bath last night by my woman and she said it looked like I was in gay porn. She ain't gettin any tonight.

by ZAN*** December 15, 2003

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The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

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