Micro-celebrity

A celebrity (Usually an actor/actress) who has not gained enough popularity to have their own Wikipedia page, but can still be considered a celebrity.

Examples of a micro-celebrity is someone who has had a few semi-major roles in a TV show/movie, but hasn't done enough such that they can be recognized by many.

by j0s June 23, 2014

celebrity wank

Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.

-Dude are you coming mountain biking?

-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks

by stumpyB August 12, 2011

celebrity penis

Kick ass drawings of penii depicting people or objects.

The celebrity penis depicted the famous comic book hero, LOBO.

by Esch8 March 14, 2003

internet celebrity

Someone whose credibility ends where real life begins.

"My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"

"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."

by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008

celebrity apology

when a celebrity does or says something really stupid and gets massive backlash, thus they pretend to be sorry for it.

"dude, remember when Kathy Griffin fake cut off donald trump's head and then pretended to be sorry after the backlash?"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"

by ADdictedHD October 14, 2018

Saucy Celebration

A McDonalds sandwich and a surprisingly fitting euphemism for sex.

"Hey you wanna go get a saucy celebration? I've heard McDonalds has them again."

"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"

"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"

by mr.saucycelebration November 18, 2011

victory celebration

The song added to the end of Return of the Jedi, replacing that stupid childish Yub Nub song.

Some Star Wars YouTube channels arguing:

Sam's Channel: Dude, I miss Yub Nub!

HelloGreedo: Me too!

The Unusual Suspect: Holy shit guys Yub Nub was so anticlimactic, Victory Celebration was better and you both know it.

HelloGreedo: Uh...

Sam's Channel: We do, but we won't admit it...

by Clark Nilson November 5, 2013