Jewish Harp

To insert your nose into the vagina of an unsuspecting female, then begin to hum a toon.

"She likes it when I hum death metal"
"The jewish harp is the new guitar solo"

by Paul, you sandy vagina September 19, 2006

jewish mario

A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation

Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.

by PALE THUNDAR October 29, 2013

Jewish screwdriver

A butter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a Jewish household with no tools.

This screw needs tightening--go get me the Jewish screwdriver!

by TTTH December 22, 2010

Jewish Mafia

A mafia full of people only containing the Jewish religion

I joined the Jewish Mafia today mom

by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019

Jewish Blowjob

Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.

Dude, last night, Meuriam gave me the best jewish blowjob.

by RueQeal July 23, 2010

Jewish Ten

Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.

Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.

by Reb Schmuel April 24, 2011

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011