tetris aim

A term used primarily by russian and eastern european players of the popular first-person tactical shooter series known as Counter Strike.
Used to describe a person with bad aim, comparing them to the aim of someone who only plays tetris.

"That kid Danny can't hit a single shot, he's got tetris aim."

by voidedGround April 22, 2022

Tetris

Tetris, the act of having an orgy in a confined place where people are stacked upon each other, so you don't know who'd touching who.

At some point during Tetris, I had no idea who's arm or leg or tit I was feeling

Last weekend at the party, we did Tetris wit eachother. I had jo idea who was touching who, but everything fitter perfectly

by Lauwchauw February 3, 2025

Tetrising

The art of fitting multiple large objects into a small space, or maneuvering a single object around a tight corner or through a narrow doorway. Can also be applied to numbers that have to total to less than some limit.

My dad is a master of Tetrising. No matter how many frozen goods he buys at the grocery store, he can always find a way to fit them all into the freezer.

Help! I need to fit this 38 inch couch through my 30 inch apartment doorway! Anyone good at Tetrising?

OK, so I have $1500 and I need to pay all these bills totaling $2000... No amount of Tetrising is going to help me here!

So if I can keep my character's encumbrance under 35%, I get a mana regeneration boost... Let's see, I'm at 32% now, if I drop the helm of intelligence, I could equip the bracers of defense against cold... That would put me at 34%, so I should be good... Gah! All this Tetrising of stats is driving me crazy! Why can't they implement a sliding scale for this silly bonus so I don't have to worry about hard limits?!

by ekolis October 17, 2020

Tetris Virgin

They are Mike get off of tetris AND LOOK AT ME

STFU Tetris Virgin

by NoDadGang January 16, 2019

tetris

An addicting game made by the gods of Russia. Makes my head hurt, but the music's great.

Oh no.. I think I'm addicted to playing tetris!

by SHREK_SEXC February 3, 2021

Tetrisalized

Conforming common objects into the shapes of tetris pieces as to make them more space efficient.

We tetrisalized all that furniture into the van to make it fit.

by GCengneer November 6, 2013

hippie tetris

The act of trying to fit as many hippies, their dogs, their gear and their girlfriends in a smaller or already packed vehicle.

We're gonna have to hippie tetris ourselves in here, or none of us will fit in this car!

by DUNTDADUH February 6, 2017