Tummy tent

A condition caused by overindulgence of food. Primary symptom: protruding gut making it impossible to tuck in ones shirt in the front.

Dude, I just finished my 3rd bowl of chili and now I've got a tummy tent to show for it!

by Lstauff January 8, 2017

play tent

to pull the sheets up over one's partner's head after passing gas while in bed

H: Hey, wanna play tent?

*insert flatulence sound*
W: Ugh! Yuck! Great, now I need my shirt mask.

by 4ags2b July 8, 2011

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

Wet tent

The result of having wet underwear from ejaculating and a boner under your underwear making it look like a wet tent

Bro I was too lazy to get a towel so I made a wet tent

This girl was dancing on me and she made me wet my tent

by BRENDEEZIII July 25, 2014

Touching tents

When two straight men have a boner (aka have pitched a tent) for the same topic (e.g. software, vehicles, workouts, etc.) and begin to have an enthusiastic conversation (standing face to face) that could go on for hours.

Wow, Dan and Tony have been talking about programming in the kitchen for over an hour. I think they're pretty much touching tents by now.

by I am healthy and literate October 2, 2016

Tent trailer

A shitty camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.

Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car like a couple of homeless people or get a tent trailer?

by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022

Tent Butt

The foul, butt smell one gets after camping for several days without a shower. The smell becomes most noticeable inside the tent.

Jeez, you have a serious case of tent butt.

by Hotycakes June 2, 2011