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Teenis

A very small penis (Tea-nis)
Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis
by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
by Buslady September 17, 2005
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"
by Jennard May 14, 2006
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.
Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Greengirl February 28, 2004
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teenie

Someone that doesn't give a damn about the music that a band makes, but only like them for the fact that they're "h4wt" and "everyone else likes them". They would be lucky if they even know the names of the people that they are referring to as "h4wt". Teenies tend to write in an unbelievably retarded way as well.
example of teenie writing: OMFG!!1! D1D U LYKE C PETE WENTZZZ???!?!?! H3S LYK3 S0000000 UNB3LIVBLY H4WT!!! I WANNA MRRY H1M ND AVE HIZ BUHBEEEZ!!1!!11!!!!!

note the excessive use of exclamation marks and abbreviations. this is a classic example of teenie writing.
by TammieLovesFOBForTheirMusic. September 17, 2006
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Teen misc

What the regular misc wishes it was.
"brah, I wish I wasn't a lonely, 34 year old, virgin who spends his days on the internet, stalking 12 year old girls over myspace and posting jailbait in the misc. Then I might be accepted in the Teen Misc, where all the cool people hang."
by Philtheskinny July 14, 2009
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TEENick

Nick's lame attempt to copy TRL and try to teenage viewers. I haven't seen a single teen who watches "Naked Brothers Band", "ICarly", or even "Unfabulous".

On their website, they have a bunch of crappy games, celebrity flipbooks, and a message board which people talk like "RoFl every TEENick show is the best"! They also have guest stars who spin the bottle and tell shitty jokes.
"Saturday, I'm gonna have a sleepover for the upcoming "Naked Brothers Band movie on TEENick wanna come?"

"No, TEENick is for babies."
by shadowmshake January 17, 2008
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