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Techniclad

a very useful adjective which can be used in the following ways:

1. someone who won't pay attention to the basic facts of something, and only pays attention to the technical, unimportant details.

2. someone who won't look up from their device, whether it be their flip phone, their iPod, their blackberry, their text conversation, their computer, their iPhone, their Droid, their PsP, their DS, their iPad, TV, videogames....etc.
1. Randolph: "Jesus Christ, there's this huge bear about to maul us, we should run!"
Winston: "Dude, it's got like, really cool patterns on its fur."
Randolph: "Are you serious?? You are so techniclad!!! Let's go before we get pwned"

2. Smokin-Hot Girl: "So I really like you. You're so wonderful and funny and awesome and gorgeous, I think we should have sex right now."
Boy: "Oh come ON! I almost won in doodle jump! Shit hang on I'm gonna try again..............................did you say something?"
Smokin-Hot Girl: "Ugh, nevermind, you are so techniclad."
by Techniclad Lad :( June 16, 2010
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Technicolor Sanchez

Sex after a hungover visit to Taco Bus resulted in a Technicolor Sanchez.
by k. pablo August 25, 2011
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Technesia

People who suffer from technesia forget any technologically-related instructions anyone gives them moments after they need them. Thus they will ask you the same technology-related question over-and-over since they forgot you already told them 5 times before.
Geez, that's the 6th time I've told them how to connect to a wireless network. They must be suffering from a severe case of technesia.
by The Mad IT Admin June 4, 2013
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technical dickticulties

When a man is having issues remaining erect during sex or during sexual activities.
Maybe we should try this when you're more focused because it seems like you're having some technical dickticulties.
by King-Char January 9, 2017
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Technical support

A place big companies send your call to after dealing with a shitty automated system, just to deal with some fuck in india who you cant understand what so ever.
Herro dees ees abdul with Technical support, how mae i help yew today.
by Creeper Slayer October 17, 2019
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TechneSiyam

MD Abu Siyam is known as TechneSiyam.

The word "TechneSiyam" is a combination of Technology and Siyam.
TechneSiyam has uploaded a new video
by GusFus April 24, 2021
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Campfire technique

When you rub both of your hands back and forth on your dick like making a campfire, works best while watching pornhub.
by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019
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