telocaster

Pronounced: "Tel-O-Caster", A solid body electric guitar that looks like a cross between a Telecaster guitar and a Stratocaster guitar. It usually features the body of a Stratocaster and the Neck of a Telecaster guitar, the pickups configuration can be any combination of single coils, p-90's, ASAT MFD, Humbuckers, Teisco Foil Pickups, you name it. Not an official model from any particular brand, however Telecaster & Stratocaster are brand model names that belong to Fender Musical Corp. The Tel-o-caster guitar is usually just made of miscellaneous left over guitar parts and can often times be found in the rural south at many pawn shops. Note that it's been said that you can't play the blues unless you've got a guitar that's spent a few nights in a pawn shop a time or two.

Hey Mister, how much is that Telocaster in the window and do you have layaway?

That Bubba Bee is the Master of the Telocaster!

by Apple Morgan March 28, 2008

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Teemo

Emo kids that cut when they consider themselves teens but they are actually 12.

It seems like half the kids these days are teemo.

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A psychopathic person with a HUGE dick. Every sexual and always gets what he wants

Girl 1: Temon is just crazy
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Telamon

The evil sidekick of Erik Cassel. He takes over millions of obsessed kids with an inside joke about fried chicken on his online game ROBLOX. Someday us minecraft users will crash the website and destroy telamon (John Shedletsky)!!!

You are fat and lazy like telamon.

by cppppppatrick October 15, 2011

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