Mexican Tallahassee 

The act of an individual inserting his penis into a donkeys anal cavity, allowing the donkey to shit on his penis while he ejaculates and a mixture of semen and shit slides out.

"I had to take my donkey to the doctor because I mexican Tallahassee'd him all night & his anal cavity won't close."

Mexican Tallahassee by 420.blazeit June 22, 2015

The Tallahassee Green Beret 

It's a special forces secret mission to penetrate the delicate anal pucker of an pure and unsuspecting young woman.

the Tallahassee Green Beret with quick and precise counterinsurgency Manu versus foreign entity deep inside her hesitant anal cavity.

The Tallahassee Green Beret by The Mole! May 5, 2020

The Tallahassee Tyson 

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

The Tallahassee Tyson by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.

Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler by truewilson45 October 17, 2025

Talahassee Gas Mask

When one splatter farts into a hotel provided shower cap and sneaks up behind a loved one and pulls it around their face like a gas mask.

My wife was screaming at me so I gave her a Talahassee Gas Mask to calm her down.

Talahassee Gas Mask by The Great Mistini March 30, 2015

Talahassee Tarpit 

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.

Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year

Talahassee Tarpit by foxay111 February 17, 2015

talahassee corn cob 

just corn normal corn

i put a talahassee corn cob in my ass

talahassee corn cob by it what it is September 27, 2017