Tailbonitis

Condition associated with long term exposure to commercial flying in coach class when your tail bone hurts like crazy after 2 hours in the seat.

Son in seat 150C:
Hey Dad, why is that guy in 148D sitting like he has crapped his pants?
Dad:
Don't worry Son, he looks like he travels a lot and has tailbonitis. He is just trying to take the weight off his ass bone, so should be safe to go near.
Why don't you be a sport and give him our pillows?

by coach class traveller March 18, 2017

talont

Ability to use one's claws creatively.

I never heard of birds' being able to do painting or sculpture per se, but da woodpecker surely displays amazing talont in securely gripping the vertical side of a tree while he "carves" the wood out with his beak.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

tailo

Tailo is a nice boy (or girl) that if you are a the opposite gender can tell you you are annoying but actually they might just have a crush on you!!

Dont take Tailo seriously.

Oh Tailo said im annoying but i was tolf by his bf that he has a crush on me!!

by JasWalt May 23, 2021

talonunderscore

Small twitch.tv streamer who primarily played dead by deadlight. He is primarily know for his slenderman-ish appearance and low k/d on Valorant.

Follow talonunderscore on twitch

by bigthicc66 July 18, 2021

tahlon

Tahlon is a cool muscular guy who does tons of exercise and is probably Asian, he games and is super nice,has good grades, and few friends he’s the type of guy you want to have in your life

Damn is that tahlon over there?
Yeah! You wish you were him!
Yeah you are right :/

by Some_guyorgal November 20, 2021

Tallon't

A word you use if someone is not me.

You: that person is tallon't

by Bla Blak October 22, 2022

hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016