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eye-talon 

eye-talon is the way us true rebels say italian in southern speek.
The damn yankee across the street has got an eye-talon name that ends in a vowal is about to git gone.
eye-talon by Philip Marion Cary October 16, 2008
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Sneaky Talon 

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.
Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch
Sneaky Talon by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012

guten talon 

new way of greeting your mates in germany, especially used by young people
person a: hallo mein freund
person b: guten talon kolleg
guten talon by derwirklichechte January 20, 2021
Talonda: A beautiful shy and talented individual with aspirations in life. Is a great person to be around, has beautiful hair and will do her best to please everyone even though she/he knows it is not possible. Causally gets mistaken as Yolanda.
Talonda has dreams that she will be a successful singer/songwriter.
Talonda by Ari love20 April 18, 2017
Quite possibly the funniest person you could ever meet. He's also incredibly intelligent, deviously sexy, and far more mature than your average dude. He will be filthy fucking rich and retire at the age of 30 because he has the drive and ambition to achieve his goals. Personally, there is no one I would rather spend time with than Taylon. Simply put, he is amazing, and everything you could want in another person.
"Damn, Taylon is the world's greatest!"
Taylon by kaleidoscope.eyes February 24, 2010

Talon News 

A paid propaganda wing of the Republican party that used a plant in the White House press briefing.

Further proof that the Republicans are doing such a bad job that they need shills - unpaid and otherwise - to sugar coat everything monkey boy Bush and his minions do.
James Dale Guckert, who went by the name Jeff Gannon, was the reason Talon News was exposed. People finally figured out that he was there to make Bush look good. Guckert also has the distinction of being a male prostitute who advertised him self on gay male escort service sites.
Talon News by jesster79 March 13, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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