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Pontiac Syndrome

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.
Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.
by chingaleta December 31, 2008
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Imissyourface-syndrome

When you haven't seen someone in person for so long that you begin to go through withdrawals of seeing their face.

When you close your eyes and all you can see is someones face in your head.

When you go through pictures of a person to keep the image of their face fresh in your mind.
Person 1: "What's up with you? You're always looking up pictures of Victoria on facebook.."

Person 2: "Oh. She's just putting me through some intense imissyourface-syndrome. I'm trying to counteract it by seeing it via facebook, but it's not the same as face-to-face.."
by DingDangWallaWallaBingBang September 12, 2009
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Homestuck Syndrome

When you forget the word for Stockholm syndrome so you look up Homestuck Syndrome in hopes of finding what the word for Stockholm syndrome is. You’re welcome.
Y’know that thing that happened in Beauty and the Beast? Like falling in love with your kidnapper? Oh! *lightbulb* Homestuck Syndrome! Wait no... wait wtf is it... Am I having a stroke? Uh I’ll just google Homestuck Syndrome to make sure I’m not losing my shit. Oh! STALKHOLM SYNDROME! I’m an idiot!
by lovethisstuv May 13, 2020
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Icarly-Syndrome

When a girl (or man/non-binary) has a person simping for them, only to reject them for a period of time and then get upset when their ego booster wants to get into a relationship with someone else who isn't them (despite them showing disinterest in the first place). This is behavior the protagonist of Icarly showcased towards a male character.
"Hailey's upset I wanna date Cassandra even though she's been rejecting me for the past month or so."
"She has Icarly-Syndrome. Don't worry about it."
by A random nobody :) December 21, 2021
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facebook second death syndrome

The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
by coupondad7 July 13, 2015
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Joe Swanson Syndrome

Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.
Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.
by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016
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Golden Child Syndrome

Someone who is usually seen as the perfect child. People who are classified as a golden child are typically the favorite.
I didn't realize until it had gone too far that I had the Golden Child Syndrome.
by hopefility December 18, 2018
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