swan dive

another term for carpet muncher

"Hey, is that Maria making out with Margaret? I guess she does the swan dive"

by Robert L November 17, 2004

swan butter

The mix of vaginal juices, taint sweat, and butt sweat mixing to form a buttery mix of odor on a female. The female equivalent to "duck butter".

Yo son, the chick was hot but, as soon as her pants came off all I could smell was swan butter!

by stonefeather April 1, 2010

swan pie

1. n. Popularised by Jonathan Rhys Meyers as King Henry VIII in the final scene of The Tudors, season two, any food dish representing one's most gourmand culinary desires. (Rltd.: swan.)

2. v. The act of indulging in anything that qualifies as swan pie. (Rltd.: swanning, swanned.)

3. n. A baked pie of any type or variety, usually of the type made in or around the Elizabethan period, decorated by component parts of a swan that are still in tact, such as wings and head, giving the pie the appearance of a swan.

A: Dude, that's a $#!7load of food!
B: Yea bro, it's good swan pie.

C: What are you guys doing tonight?
D: Swanning some ayce sushi. What are you saying?

by Chrysostomos October 31, 2011

Swans Island

An island....With about 350 people here....we’re all soon going to die...good luck with the war China...See, I’m already loosing my mind....OR WILL IT HAPPEN!!!!.........

Swans Island is an island....The End

by compassrose_830 October 29, 2017

Swan Fuck

A problem which is impossible to solve or extremely difficult to solve.

Or when someone which makes a moment so awkward its difficult to endure.

john: Last night my girl wouldn't let me stick it in her ass,
Paedro: Sounds like quite the swan fuck
john: It was, but i did it anyway and came out looking like a cola icepop
Paedro:WTF, you just swan fucked me

by Flaming Hardon November 30, 2011

Swan Songs

Easily the best album of 2008 by the 6 member band called Hollywood Undead; often known for wearing masks and rapping about MySpace, alchohol and the scene style.

Person 1: Hey, did you get Pretty. Odd. this year?!
Person 2: Pfft. No. Pretty. Odd. was terrible. Swan Songs was the best of ohh-eight.

by Ohhh;; it's Jamie. <3 February 27, 2009

Pregnant Swan

When one has a rather muscular arm/bicep which bulges his shirt or clothes. An over large bicep muscle which also may be described as 'Hench'.

"Look at that geeza, check out his pregnant swan."

"oi breddas check out my pregnant swan."

"that mans jj is the creator, look at his pregnant swan!"

by Termanator April 19, 2010