Wild Turkey Surprise

When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.

Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.

Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?

Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!

by SuperIvan98 July 3, 2011

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sleepy sleep surprise

while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.

person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise

person 2: legendary

by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020

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rasputin's surprise

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.

-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.

by Gloria Knowy December 26, 2007

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uggo surprise

When a woman who looks amazing from behind turns around and shuts down one's senses with her unanticipated hideousness.

Man, my jeans were getting tight until she turned around and BAM, uggo surprise.

by radium81 October 15, 2008

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Sulphur Louisiana

A place very few people know of, but somwhere you'll never forget. Sometimes it's a hell hole but there's plenty of hoes and lots of beer. Sulphur always has the best parties and the shittiest schools. If you live in Sulphur you either love it or hate it.

Ever hear of Sulphur Louisiana?

by Dillon22 April 22, 2011

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