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Subway Simp

Someone who thinks subway is good and they are stupid
:Ur a subway simp
:stupid noises
by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020
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Subway Chicken

A game played at a subway, where you jump off the platforms into the subway tracks and wait for the train. Right when the train comes, you jump back up onto the platform.
~"Hey bro want to go play Subway Chicken" (At the subway).
-"Sure lets jump".
by NCG21 September 23, 2012
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Free Subway

Free Subway is usually defined as a dumb bet involving sexual activity and not getting your reward
"Hey Oliver, I'll give you 10 bucks to bang her."
"Nah man, that's such free subway!"
by Senpai Jeffries October 16, 2017
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The Marshawn Subway

The act of fucking some random slut inside a tractor tire while it rolls down the street. After you go beast mode and blow a huge load "man-naise" inside her rancid cunt, you throw her out and say "I appreciate you".
My buddy Tim G. gave LaTimba The Marshawn Subway last night on Vine Street. She said "It's always good to be appreciated".
by Rodney Biff January 17, 2021
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Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.
Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
by Pubestache September 16, 2016
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Subway Stalagmite

n. Contrary to subway stalactite, subway stalagmite does not form on the ceiling. Subway stalagmite is a deposit left by dripping sewer water or run-off that comes from the stalactite deposits on subway ceilings. Usually it is a lighter color, though it ranges from white to brown, and gives off a foul odor. This can be attributed to the fact that it’s on the floor, below your nose, where air can circulate up to your nose. These are generally flat, and do not develop as tall or as quickly as subway stalactite.
A white to brown flat deposit below a dripping sewer pipe that gives off a foul odor can be considered subway stalagmite.
by Srztanjur October 5, 2009
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subway arms

any apartment building or block of flats within 3 blocks of a subway station... usually run down... the projects... ghetto housing
dude... you live here?
man these flats are the subway arms apartments for sure...

dude 2... stfu!
by boyinthepenaltybox July 5, 2011
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