mexican strangler

made up sexual position. conceived after trying to think of all the obscure names out there now. later, the definition was made. In the doggystyle position, the "giver" reaches around and rubs their own ass crack real good, then proceeds to cover the "takers" face,strangling them with ass hand.

i was giving her the mexican strangler good last night and she puked.

by slick ass June 20, 2008

strangleable

someone that is easily strangleable or mentaly easy to strangle by the way they at or how fuckin stupid they are

and of a person that is strangleable is George Bush president of our United States

by William Bancroft-Short July 1, 2005

Bear-strangler

noun. A mild term of abuse used to describe a person (of either sex) whose physique, countenance and social skills combine in so terrifying a fashion as to suggest that their only hope of ever gaining sexual satisfaction would be to strangle a bear then rape the corpse.

"Hello" she boomed, in a voice that could easily be heard above the constant bass thump of the nightclub's, frankly illegal, sound system. I took one glance and turned to run. She was a Bear-strangler, and no amount of bronzy glitter tan was going to fool me into becoming her first human victim.

by Kaptin Kornflakes December 12, 2008

Fuzzy Strangle

When a person is giving you head (male, or female) while there sucking on your penis or eating you out, you force there face aggressively into your pubes filling there mouth, or nose with pubic hair so they can't breath for a little bit because there be strangled by your pubes.

Dude, last night i was getting some head, and i decided to give the bitch the Fuzzy Strangle

by xKushMasterx May 17, 2015

Stoogle

Stalk via Google search. We all engage in it anymore so I figured I'd give such behavior a name.

"After an exhaustive stoogle of you at work today, I've decided to rescind my original offer to be your roommate"

by stoppinandthinkin April 29, 2014

sprongle

To render injured, to mess up, to hurt

'He fell over and sprongled his ankle when he was running away from that antelope'

by meaninglessslogan April 8, 2008

Ball stranglers

1.A type of underwear that physically strangles your balls. Often worn by the victims of wedgies, mervins and automic mervins. Warning: Ball stranglers are not to be worn in public because it will cause pain and embarrasment. 2. Ball strangler is slang for "tighty whiteys". This is what cool people say because they are too embarresed to even mention the word "tighty whiteys" or "briefs".

OMG he's wearing ball stranglers.

by The king of automic mervins! September 29, 2010