stosseling

To arrange the facts to fit one's beliefs, rather than the other way around. Derived from the name of ABC host John Stossel, who creates journalistic reports that conform to his neoconservative beliefs, rather than assemble facts to create a news story.

We knew he was stosseling when he took the estimate from the autobody shop and claimed that the car could still be rebuilt, even though it was $100 from being totalled.

by sooper_t January 14, 2006

SOSsy

Pronounced "saucy". It is the action of being SOS, or Satan on Steroids, meaning that a person's behavior is demon-like or way out of control.

Girl: She bit the teachers neck, just because he gave her a C!
Boy: Whoa, she's real SOSsy.

Guy: That kid in The Exorcist is like, mega SOSsy.

by GameboyKnight October 2, 2008

STASS

WHEN A WOMAN IS WEARING TIGHT PANTS, AND SHE IS FAT AND HER STOMACH STICKS OUT JUST AS FAR AS HER ASS. APPEARING AS IF SHE HAS AN ASS ON EACH SIDE.

BOY, OUR TEACHER HAS A HUGE STASS!

by 5JOCCHIP January 29, 2010

stooshe

stooshe (stu:-shee)
n. 1. A frothy drink of vomit and faeces and sometimes fruit or ice cream, shaken together or blended in a blender with an cherry on top.

That girl band is so shit I'd rather drink a stooshe than listen to one of their tracks again.

by Sneaky Rushton February 21, 2012

Stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.

Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."

by Tu-vi August 15, 2007

pulling out all the stops

Something someone does sometimes to delay doing the right thing for as long as he can, for whatever reason.

My friend is pulling out all the stops, as long as he doesn't have to do the right thing, really the only thing, which is to call me, his old friend, and stop playing this game with me.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

stoosh hole

nouna sopping wet fanny hole that has been made to moist for enjoyment.

my mrs smiggins your blurt is simply drenched its quite a stoosh hole

by SHAMONE ! August 14, 2006