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stoned

A slang definition of the state of intoxication achived by the consumtion of the narcotic "Cannabis" (THC)
"I stayed up all night smoking dope, i got well stoned"
by Mush-beer July 25, 2003
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Stone

A short stout and generally angry fuckzoid who enjoys lurking around the shower while mommy or daddy is using it. Rapes as many people as possible when using public transport. Thinks his hair is the shit, but it looks like shit. Wants to fuck any and every girl, regardless of weight, looks, or gender. Has worn out the vibration on his phone for a very particular reason.......... ASS. A public disturbance abbreviation. Likes to bang chairs.
There was a nude man playing a pickelo in the street this morning! He was on CRACK DAWG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yup..... your overly-friendly neighborhood Stone!

WHAT A MONKEY SLAPPING PEDO!!!!!

If I were black, I would hand his ass to him!
by Sir Planks-a-lot August 25, 2011
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Stone

Another word for Sex, or bone. Normally said with a minnesoatan accent.
Hey I got stoned this weekend!!

Hey, I wanna stone ya!!
by Bernie April 5, 2005
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Stone

OMG Nigga U Whillyn. Im Bout To Stone U!
by Ty'Nii September 30, 2007
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stoned

dude im so stoned, i cant even walk
by stoner May 13, 2005
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On Stone

A black person's reference to crack cocaine. Being under the influence of crack cocaine.
by Droodboygucci January 7, 2011
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Stone

1: yo bro you seen that girl i was with last night?
2: yeah she was straight stone. how did you manage to get that?
by Bogearino October 30, 2017
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