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stokesism

Similar to a witisism but much funnier, will often be innuendo or smutty. Will make a member of the opposite sex find you instantly attractive. A successful stokesism guarentees sex.
Man: hey, is he having sex with my wife?
Man2: yeah, he used a stokesism
Man: FUCK!
by cpt adam November 25, 2007
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STOKE THE KNOT

The act of packing your balls into a woman's ass as if you were packing/stoking a pipe.
"Last night I met a chick who wanted me to stoke the knot. I said "what's that? And she said pack your nutbag into my whispering eye. I obliged her."
by Chaps Provelone October 28, 2021
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Na’vier-Stokes Equation

The equation James Cameron used to generate the graphics of Avatar: Way of Water. They simulate the motion of fluids on Pandora.
James Cameron successfully solved the Na’vier-Stokes Equation, with the money he can add one more eyelash to Avatar 4.
by Ganondox December 29, 2022
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Stoke Light

When you have no lighter, get a skewer light it on the stove, use this to light your marijuana, light it with one end and stoke with the other
Sally had no lighter, so she went to her drawer in the kitchen and got a skewer, she then lit it on the stove and proceeded to smoke her cone, lit it with one end and stoked with the other. The stoke light allows you to smoke a cone when you can’t find a lighter, in the kitchen you can find skewers that you can light and use as a stoker
by Erika The saint July 3, 2019
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Stoke Fan

A glory hunting fuckwit who thinks that their team "Stoke City" are good. Most of them require special education due to their extreme superiority complex. They meet at their local circus on a weekly basis - locally known as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team known for its hideous red and white circus stripes and that ugly bastard hippo mascot which they use as a wanking image.
Most Stoke fans are inbred and require constantly reminding their team is long past its sell by date.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
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Stoke Boy

A term given to young men who excessively masterbate's till penis chaffing.
That boy nasty, he a stoke Boy.
by Ajhaha April 30, 2021
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Stokely

A baddie. She may be short but she is fierce. Stokely is simply that girl and forever be that girl. This name is stunning, and anyone who has it is just AMAZING. STOKELY, The baddest lightskin EVERY. The most lovable, funniest, prettiest person one could ever lay their eyes upon. She loves her bestfriend and family.
Yooooo, this girl im talking to is so beautiful and cool- she hilarious too!
Gotta be Stokely aint it???
by cajunprincessss177 July 9, 2023
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