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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
by lone potato May 6, 2018
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stuck in the Water Temple

A phrase describing something so incredibly confusing that you have no idea how to get through it. Comes from the Water Temple in Zelda 64, one of the most insane levels I've seen in any video game, ever. No joke - EVERYONE gets stuck in the Water Temple when they play this game, usually for weeks/months/years.
"What am I supposed to do next?! GAH! This is like being stuck in the Water Temple!!!"
by Seer of Shadows December 10, 2004
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get stuck in

to start doing something enthusiastically :
Like after chef makes a dish and present before you. You could say before start eating "let's get stuck in."
by Geek learner July 5, 2014
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Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick

What the year 2018 (when typed, printed, displayed, or written) looks like when viewed from above.
Today is 04-23-18 (or, "2018 23 Apr." or even, "April 23, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick").
by Telephony May 29, 2018
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Stuck in first gear

When something just isn't performing as planned.
"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."

"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."

"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"
by DolphFreakinLundgren March 16, 2009
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putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together
The current American public education is meaningless; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.
by Sexydimma March 25, 2017
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