One who updates their Facebook status to gain attention by posting useless information to annoy alleged victim(s).
Status Troll thrives on status replies from target victim (usually premeditated), so please be advised DFTT.
Status Troll thrives on status replies from target victim (usually premeditated), so please be advised DFTT.
Scenario:
Status Troll knows of a victim that's been wanting a DSLR, Status troll knows victim will reply...
Status Troll: "Picked up a 5Dmkii..." Updated: 10 secs ago.
Victim: "Man, WTF! If I didn't tell you about it, you wouldn't get it... Lucky..." Updated 2 secs. ago.
Victim fed the Status Troll and was hungry for more...
Status Troll: "Yea, I just got it for the hell of it..."
Victim: "You Status Troll..."
Status Troll knows of a victim that's been wanting a DSLR, Status troll knows victim will reply...
Status Troll: "Picked up a 5Dmkii..." Updated: 10 secs ago.
Victim: "Man, WTF! If I didn't tell you about it, you wouldn't get it... Lucky..." Updated 2 secs. ago.
Victim fed the Status Troll and was hungry for more...
Status Troll: "Yea, I just got it for the hell of it..."
Victim: "You Status Troll..."
by WhiteSeaBass April 14, 2011
Get the Status Troll mug.A format of low quality usually 2-3 second clips consisting of random humour pulled from the depths of discord channels, subreddits but never the person you'd see post it. This trend has been pioneered by such channels as guy with no creativity, in a valiant effort to gain a subscriber count and discord members. This format of video has made its way into the YouTube algorithm and thus is being abused for views.
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While having sex from behind, the man prepares a sandwich on her lower back. When he is ready to climax, he pulls out and ejaculates on the sandwich. The woman then eats the sandwich.
She was really Hungry so she asked him to pick up a loaf of bread and come home for a deli Saturday. It was a Tuesday.
by Chaunceyandvdub October 16, 2010
Get the Deli Saturday mug.That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*
by edkibbee December 24, 2013
Get the sexy saturday mug.A 32-Bit CD-ROM based video game system developed by SEGA which was released in 1995 and ultimately was a commercial failure outside of the Japanese market. The Saturn was the second console designed during SEGA's "Planet Projects." The other two consoles designed were the SEGA Jupiter which became the 32X and the SEGA Neptune which was canceled before any working prototypes were finished.
The SEGA Saturn was originally designed to be the fastest 2D console on the market, and it still holds this title proudly, but after Sony announced the fully 3D capable Playstation SEGA decided to hastily add 3D capability to the Saturn. The resulting hardware ultimately became the Saturn's downfall. Dual CPUs and the multiple audio and video co-processors brought the Saturn's total processor count to 8. This unorthodox architecture made the Saturn notoriously difficult to program for and discouraged third party developers who decided it would be easier to program games for the Sony Playstation and Nintendo 64 instead. Although the Saturn has more on board RAM and more processing power then the Playstation no game programmers were ever able to fully utilize the Saturn's hardware. The only game ever designed to take full advantage of the Saturn's hardware was Shenmue which unfortunately was never released for the system and was eventually moved to the SEGA Dreamcast. However working demos of Shenmue showed impressively detailed fully 3D environments and animation but because the game was never completed and no new games are being developed for the system the true graphical capabilities of the SEGA Saturn may never be known.
The SEGA Saturn was originally designed to be the fastest 2D console on the market, and it still holds this title proudly, but after Sony announced the fully 3D capable Playstation SEGA decided to hastily add 3D capability to the Saturn. The resulting hardware ultimately became the Saturn's downfall. Dual CPUs and the multiple audio and video co-processors brought the Saturn's total processor count to 8. This unorthodox architecture made the Saturn notoriously difficult to program for and discouraged third party developers who decided it would be easier to program games for the Sony Playstation and Nintendo 64 instead. Although the Saturn has more on board RAM and more processing power then the Playstation no game programmers were ever able to fully utilize the Saturn's hardware. The only game ever designed to take full advantage of the Saturn's hardware was Shenmue which unfortunately was never released for the system and was eventually moved to the SEGA Dreamcast. However working demos of Shenmue showed impressively detailed fully 3D environments and animation but because the game was never completed and no new games are being developed for the system the true graphical capabilities of the SEGA Saturn may never be known.
by 03specv November 7, 2008
Get the Sega Saturn mug.A myspace term, much like the "away message status", top eight status is when you become so important to a person, that this Myspace user will put you on his/her list of "Top Eight," (Your Top Eight is visible to anyone that accesses your page)
David: Dude, I think Tracie is starting to like me.
Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.
David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight
Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.
Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.
David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight
Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.
by Gruby21 July 16, 2008
Get the top eight status mug.Someone who updates their facebook status at every opportunity. Continuously informing us of their every movement, mood change and achievement... A true Status Wanker believes that people are actually interested in their status updates.
16:00 Sami is having a bad day at the office.
17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
18:04 Sami is watching a brill film
"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"
17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
18:04 Sami is watching a brill film
"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"
by Vincent Zippoff March 10, 2009
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