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Staple Buster

A UOIG (tm) report that is so long it requires more then one staple to securely bind the document. This is a result of one staple only penetrating the first half of the report.
A) Did you see Travis's report for this Friday?

B) Yeah man, that thing is a real staple buster. I will be up all night reading that damn thing. I tried to staple it and only bound half of the document, what's worse is the stapler is toast.
by IG2010 May 10, 2011
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staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
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Staples Centre

Staples Centre is a large multi-purpose sports arena, in Downtown Los Angeles.
John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
by Marcus Falcon April 25, 2014
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Staled

A meme that becomes old or dead.
Mr. Anal: Damn, these dat boi memes are amazing!

Mr. Shit: Shut the fuck up, Todd. That meme is totally staled.
by The Master of Memes August 25, 2016
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Staplers

A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.
boss: last night I caught jeff playing with staplers
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.
by tacogamer007 April 18, 2018
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staplet

A tiny stapler. Also the result of autocorrect failing to correct "stapler" or "staples"
I've got really got to bind together these 3x5 note cards but I don't want to use a normal-sized stapler.

Use my staplet!
by Cheese Cannon December 6, 2017
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Staplerydis

When you randomly find staples in your hair
I just found staples in my hair”
“Oh no, you have staplerydis”
by Random24 January 16, 2018
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