Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

stale toast

A dwarf

Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes

by AlfredoWNL September 18, 2021

Stale White Bread Boy

The dull guy in movies that falls for a manic pixie dream girl to escape from his mundane life, whithout one the other doesn't exist.
First coined by finalgirlstudios on youtube

You're the stale white bread boy to my manic pixie dream girl <3

by bluebruce December 15, 2023

stale sandwich

That time when your drunk and do a hot sandwich , but fall asleep and when you wake up the shit is crusty .

Oh man. I was so shitfaced last night ! Had sex with this girl and she gave me a hot sandwich. But i passed out and by the time i woke up , she was gone and that hot sandwich turned to a stale sandwich .

by joe blob aka. mr lover lover July 19, 2014

stale banter

When someone from Sandbach cracks a joke

That person has stale banter

by Thirdofthefourth June 10, 2016

Stale Capital

undeployed cash or cash equivalents held for six months or more yielding returns less than the rate of inflation over the same period.

That company is driving themselves broke with all the stale capital sitting in their bank account.

by created by Kuda Nembaware October 28, 2025

Stale

A word used to describe a person or situation that is negative towards you

Alex: I can’t come tonight boys my mum is making me stay in

Harvey: that’s stale

by GoCreatureMode February 9, 2021