A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).
Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010
Get the Heaven Stachemug. Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.
by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007
Get the butt-stachemug. The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache
by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014
Get the Ass Stachemug. by Moose Whiplash January 23, 2011
Get the Legit Stachemug. A mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. The game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank.
Guy A: I grew a cheesy porn 'stache just to mess with the boss. He's already threatening to order me to take it off even though he says he doesn't mind it.
Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?
Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?
Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
by gottcharupe May 27, 2012
Get the spite 'stachemug. by Miketheteacher December 11, 2016
Get the spic stachemug. When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.
Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.
by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014
Get the stache-tuckmug.