slizzard

An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.

We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.

by Clara Flaudenhosen October 27, 2010

squizzed

wacked, crazy, weird

jesus: yo moses, i want you to get every last jew together and part the sea

moses: dude are you serious?? cause thats freaking squizzed

*because i made this word up!

by J.Я. May 30, 2008

Quizzard

1. The fusion between a blizzard and earthquake.

2. A wizard who is extremely talented ant quidditch.

3. The nerd in the back of the corner of the class thats a wiz at quizzes.

1a.This winter in Oklahoma, there were 3 quizzards reported.

1b.Did Mother Nature just had a queef?

2. Harry Potter is such a Quizzard.

3. Damnit! I sat in the wrong spot! The fucking Quizzard would sit in the back of the class today. FML

by Sir One B December 15, 2011

The Squidward

A sexual act where a man uses a raw squid tube as a condom then engages in anal sex and ejaculates in the squid. Afterwards, him or his partner eat the semen filled squid tube.

The remains of the squid is considered a delicacie and is often fought over.

Me and my boyfriend did the squidward last night. The asshole didn't share any of the squid .

by Cosbycosplay April 11, 2016

slizzard

when a person is both drunk and high

That guy who passed out it so slizzard!

by myguitar March 6, 2011

squidward

The act of placing the testicles and penis over someone's eyes and nose to make them appear to be squidward tentacles.

Hey babe, can I squidward you later??

He's really cute, I wonder if he'd let me squidward him?

by tentacle90 April 14, 2014

squidward

When a guy takes his balls and puts them over the girls eyes and put his dick over the nose so they look like squidward from Spongebob

We were having so much fun i gave her the squidward.

by Paul L January 15, 2006