squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

squeege

To Urinate, To Take A Piss

"Hold my drink real quick,i gotta take a squeege."

by Bibo B Eazy August 19, 2008

squeech

1. To slide/ creep along in a worm like movement. Bunching up in the middle, then extending forward.

2. Pinch/ squeeze.

3. Throw it in anywhere in a sentence to spice things up.

1. She squeeched along on her stomache, stalking the boy ahead of her.

2. Boy: "Did you just squeech my butt?"
Girl: "Maybe i did... maybe i didn't!"

3. Boy and girl walking in silence
Boy: "SQUEECH!"
Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "Oh I know."

by Sneaky Spork April 13, 2009

squeech

A combination of the word "question" inside of the word "speech." It's a question posed at a public event in such a way that the person asking it actually delivers a speech before the person being asked can respond. The person usually disagrees with the speaker.

Coined by debators in Northern California's high school debate organization, Junior State of America, in the early 2000s.

When Eduardo stood up to ask the debator about his position on nuclear power, he squeeched about how bad it was for several minutes before the audience shouted him down with "Squeech! Squeech!"

At the political rally, one person from the audience got up to ask about the candidate's position on the war, but squeeched about 911 government conspiracy until the candidate accused him of being a plant.

by tee bee December 9, 2007

Squeeb

A squeeb is a person who demonstrates stupidity when they talk. Calling someone a squeeb is dissing them for their ignorance of normal human behaviour.

Mr. Di Sano is a big squeeb and doesn't know what he is talking about.

by Chris D. E. March 27, 2009

Squee

A character from Magic the Gathering books. He's a goblin serving on the Weatherlight.

Ertai: “It's a magical book.” Squee: “Am I smart enough ta use it?”

by _____________. May 17, 2010

Squeegee

When you cum on someone's face and wipe it off with your dick

I squeegeed her face after she sucked me off

by Greg the squeegeer April 20, 2014