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goblet squat

The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.
Shitson, my new missus love to goblet squat!
Yeah but does she goblet shot?
by Miss Filth December 3, 2013
mugGet the goblet squatmug.

squat house

Imma go use the squat house right quick.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
mugGet the squat housemug.

Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
mugGet the Hop Squatsmug.

Count for squat

Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.

Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.

Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.
1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.

2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."
by A Student of English July 14, 2018
mugGet the Count for squatmug.

Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.
Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
mugGet the Squat Meatmug.

bum squat

The process of emptying one's bowels like an inhabitant of the streets would...best done in alleyways and on Sixth and Spring...
Dude, on the way home from the bar, I had to bust a bum squat.
by BS Fatonovich July 13, 2006
mugGet the bum squatmug.

squat nazi

a person or group of squaters who are very selective on who they allow to live in the squat
a squat nazi might not allow some one who uses drugs to stay at their squat or they might not allow someone with differant politics to stay at their squat .
by NLR718 June 11, 2006
mugGet the squat nazimug.

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