a spooner

a spooner is someone who thinks their a smarty pants but isn't. they are jokers but idiots.

ugh that james kid is such a spooner.

by Mr. Spooner :) March 22, 2021

sproke

The combination of Sprite and Coke.

Hello what whould you like to drink?
Yo bytch i would like a Sproke

A sproke?

Yeah hoe you heard me a sproke

May i ask what that is?

damn hoe dont know shit its a sprite and coke mix(dumb bytch)

ohh ok!!!

by Kiet Trinh November 13, 2005

spronk

when you masturbate, or "wank", take a dump, or "poo", and puke, or "womit" at the same time

dude I spronked so hard this mornin´ my schnaze is so sore

by henkster/hobophobic/razz December 4, 2003

spooner

Mild term used for a foolish or silly person. I have only ever heard this used in Devon, England. Hardly urban...

You dropped it in the sink? You total spooner!

by l42emmings September 4, 2005

Oklahomo Spooners

A fun term for people who hate the Oklahoma Sooners to call them.

Guy 1: Man, I love those Oklahoma Sooners!
Guy 2: Sorry, mate, but you must be mistaken. It's the Oklahomo Spooners I believe you're speaking of.

by silverballer95 August 25, 2009

Spoonerific

Adj: Describes a person that is a true Vermonter, doesn't care what you think, makes Saturday drinks on Mondays, and tries to give you academic advice while drinking. Overall a great person.

Nick was spoonerific when he came over last Monday.

How are you doing? "I am SPOONERIFIC!"

by Melissa Ross January 23, 2009

Spronkles

Spronkles, Often referred to as "Jimmies", are the oblong shaped abominations people call sprinkles.

They are Not sprinkles because sprinkles are sprinkles and these are n
Not that

Spronkles are usually considered to be used as an ice cream topping, while sprinkles are for decorating baked goods

They ran out of sprinkles at the store so I had to buy these Spronkles instead

by Generally A Gamer January 21, 2021