Drippy Spaff

The act of extracting the spatter from the severely protruding, excessively moist; prolapsed anus of the bloke you are currently underneath, who is on the downward section of a 50KG well above limit power sqaut at around 3am at a seedy, 24hr gym.

Seen johnno the other morning, sneaking a drippy spaff off some poor cunt at the gym.

by Chick Magnet net handle wampa March 17, 2019

spiffed

1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs

1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"

by Johann7 December 18, 2006

Scoffee

To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.

The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"

Wilson: "Sorry boss."

The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"

Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."

The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"

by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010

spiff

A smoke filter made of a toilet paper roll and fabric softner stuffed at 1 half with ducktape to hold it from coming out (but do no block off airway through). Blow through the not stuffed end and out the other end will be the smell of fabric softner. A spiff is typically used for smoking herb in ur house without the parents finding out. :

Yo, pass me that spiff man, I dont want my parents to smell this shit.

by Amanda Lu May 28, 2007

spiff

The center of all Lameness, in the universe.

You are, The Great Spiff.

by KRR February 23, 2004

snoff

A scoffing snort; to snort in scorn. Often occurs as a reaction to an uninformed suggestion or action.

Can be used in a condescending tone, to counter an overstated compliment or, if accompanied by a smile, as an expression of dork-endearment.

Sometimes comes out in the form of a "pfff!", "please!", "tcha!" or similar exclamation.

Not to be confused with a snorting laugh (snork).

He snoffed at his proud mother's statement that any girl in the world could be his girlfriend.

or

The snobby veteran snoffed at the ignorant techniques of the young rookie.

by Nick Sherman November 5, 2008

scoff

To eat fast

"I like to scoff cock"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 3, 2003