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Napkin spitter

When one one or more parties chooses to suck a cock and refuses to swallow the seamen thus choosing to spit into a daisy napkin.
She sucked so hard I thought she was gonna swallow until I realized she was a napkin spitter.
by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019
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Pre-game shitters

When you get so nervous before an occasion, instead of getting pre-game jitters, you get pre-game shitters.
Track runner1: dude I'm so scared about this meet, I think I have pre-game shitters.
by CrazynameJane June 24, 2016
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Baby batter splatter

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby
We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter
by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021
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Splittercore

Splittercore is a rapid music genre that is 600-1000 BPM (Beats Per Minute). It’s a music genre that fits in between Speedcore and Extratone. Some artists that make Splittercore songs are Diabarha, Hylna, M1dy, etc. Some Splittercore songs are “New Era” By Diabarha, “Mental Cage” by Diabarha, and “Radioactra Redux” by Hylna. Splittercore is kind of cool.
A troll told Zack, an insomniac friend of his that Splittercore is a calm music genre and thathe should play it when he is trying to fall asleep. Zack played it before going to bed, and he woke up with no ears.
by The speedcore dude February 1, 2021
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morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl
Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
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shitter spitter

It your rear hole or the shit hole or your butthole or your money hole or whatever you call it, it's your asshole.
by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 11, 2007
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shanghai splatter

Spalshes of excrement that end up on the upper echelons of the toilet, post a very large and wet diarrhea experience.
Wow Beesha, that was a huge turd, it's gonna take Hilma forever to clean up that shanghai splatter you left on the toilet bowl.
by LottieEB January 1, 2009
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